The Insane Clown Plan for Gaza
Actual Surreal image from
the insane Gaza plan re-posted by The Guardian
The Trump crime syndicate has leaked a plan for postwar Gaza that is so absurd it ought to be published in “The Onion” or “The Borowitz Report.”
But
apparently it is serious.
Here are a
few of the plan’s more surrealistic proposals:
1. --- It proposes a “temporary relocation of all of Gaza’s more
than 2 million population.”
(Oh, and they would only be displaced temporarily?
I mean, that is just so nice!)
2. --- It proposes an “Elon Musk Smart Manufacturing
Zone.”
(A
fitting tribute to a great grifter.)
3. --- It includes a “Gaza Trump Riviera and Islands.” : “World-class resorts along the coastline and on small artificial islands (similar to the Palm Islands in Dubai).”
(An
even greater tribute to an even greater grifter.)
4. --- It includes “6-8 dynamic, modern and
AI-powered, smart planned cities on the inner side of the Gaza Ring.” And all
services provided will be done “through
ID-based digital system.”
(Wow! Smart planned cities! And an ID based digital
system! Those alone make it worth the ethnic cleansing of two million people!)
And a
Tribute to Mister Bone Saw!
As if
paying tribute to Trump and Musk was not cynical enough, the plan proposes a highway
named after the psychopathic prime minister of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin
Salmon. He is most famous for ordering the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi
in 2018. As you may recall, Khashoggi went into the Saudi consulate in Turkey
to get a marriage license and was never seen again. He seems to have been
murdered inside the building and smuggled out in parts, thus earning Bin Salmon
the “Mr. Bone Saw” monicker (M.B.S., get it?)
No
Donations Necessary!
The project will be expensive but don’t worry. The plan contemplates “$70B-$100B in public investment.” Notice the word “public” there, as in government subsidized.
Which is to say it will be financed by the same people who spent tens of
billions to destroy Gaza and wipe out its indigenous people: the
U.S. Israeli, and other European taxpayers.
With this
boost from the public sector, corporations and multibillionaires such as those
already mentioned will be able to profit hugely. How hugely? Well, the plan
estimates a ten-year “total [of] $385B return on a $100B investment.” Nice.
Oh, and
Strategic Benefits for the U.S.!
Also
tucked away in the plan is a statement that maybe explains what it’s really all
about, besides, of course, the pure greed of the thing. The project would, “strengthen
[the U.S.’s] hold in the east Mediterranean, and secure US-industry access to
$1.3T of rare-earth minerals from the Gulf.”
In other
words, it’s for the good of The Empire, so let’s get those inconvenient
Palestinians out of there and get to work!
The
bizarre plan has, naturally, been roundly criticized for the obvious cynical
fraud that it is. One paragraph, from a group called the
Edinburgh Action for Palestine, sums it up well:
“Behind the glossy language of “economic acceleration” lies the same
imperial arrogance: stripping Palestinians of sovereignty, relocating the
population, and offering “digital tokens” in place of their confiscated land.
This is not reconstruction-it is dispossession wrapped in Silicon Valley
jargon.”
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